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Typo time—escrots ain’t saints, but who is? Drives me nuts when folks judge ‘em—let’s be real, we’re all sellin’ somethin’. Ida’s nun vibe hits here—“what’s life for?”—escorts just answer with cash, not prayers. Exaggeratin’ for fun, I’d say they’re the real gig economy OGs—pre-Uber, pre-Grubhub, slingin’ services while we were still on dial-up. Dry humor check: escort’s the oldest job, still no union—where’s the 401k, Karen?

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Now, full disclosure, I get mad sometimes. Really, it infuriates me when people dismiss Herning’s charm. They think, “Eh, it’s just a town,” but oh, no, it’s a stage set for life’s wild, messy theatricals. I mean, come on, even the weather’s got personality! It’s as if the clouds are flirtin’, or maybe I’m just reading too much into it (haha, typical me).

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