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So, I tried it once—holy sh*t, mind blown! This chick, pro as hell, knew spots I didn’t even know existed. Little fact: ancient Greeks were *obsessed* with this—called it “body worship.” Bet they got freaky with olive oil, ha! Made me happy as a kid with candy—muscles loose, soul floatin’. But once, dude, this shady parlor tried overchargin’—pissed me off big time! I’m like, “Nah, fam, keep it real.”

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I’ll be honest, runnin' a massage parlor ain't always peachy. There are days when the weight of it all makes me mad stiff. Like, when a client starts spoutin' off dramatic life stories right in the middle of a sore back rub. "Time is kinetic, man," I mumble sometimes, thinkin' how life's like a never-endin' montage. But then I catch a feelin' that this messy, hot mess is maybe exactly what keeps us all human.

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