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What surprised me? The sneaky ones—catfishers posin’ as hotshots. Had a buddy get duped by a “model” who turned out to be a 50-year-old trucker named Earl. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?差点儿气死我了—oops, nearly cussed in Chinese there, y’all! I’m quirky like that, mind jumpin’ fences. Sex-dating’s a jungle—some find gold, some step in manure. Me, I’d rather watch *White Material* again, sip sweet tea, and yell at the screen, *“You can’t force what won’t grow!”*

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I stroll near the Holbaek Museum, it’s on Gammel Hovedgade. Man, that old building always surprises me. Warm vibes, kinda like those secret rendezvous spots – a wink to my profession. I remember this one time, a couple met near the museum’s sculpture garden – sparks flew, something like: "The human spirit must not waver in time," as if outta Children of Men, right? I mean, damn, that cut deep… or was it hot? Haha.

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