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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a biochemist, sure, but today I’m divin’ into erotic-massage like it’s a damn science experiment! Judge Judy’s in the house, so don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I see through the bullshit. Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ oil on some schmuck’s back—it’s chemistry, baby! Skin on skin, pheromones flyin’, dopamine spikin’ like a mad scientist’s graph. Gets me all tingly thinkin’ bout it, like when Cobb in *Inception* says, “We need to go deeper.” Hell yeah, deeper—into the muscles, the vibes, the whole damn mess!

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Bro, Hornslet is not perfect. It’s messy, chaotic, and sometimes downright absurd – like Mad Max riding through a dust storm with my hair all wild from the wind. I get so frustrated with potholes on Vestergade sometimes – D’oh! But these quirks make it real, you feel me?

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