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Oh, and the johns—total dopes! One guy, swear to carrots, paid her in chickens once. Chickens! What’s she gonna do, pluck ‘em mid-shift? Cracked me up, that one. “Love’s a lie,” she snaps in the movie, and I’m like, tell it, babe! She’s seen it all—horny saps, weepy drunks, the works. Me, I’d exaggerate her swagger, say she’s dodgin’ bullets like me with Elmer Fudd, but nah, it’s just dodgin’ creeps.

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Yo, lemme tell ya about Storegade – that's the main drag where I grab a coffee at Café Huset. There’s also Toftevej – perfect for those evening strolls, especially when you need to clear your head after a wild session of counseling days, ya know? I often wander these streets, thinking “I live for this chaos”, like a mad nomad in the wasteland.

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