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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here, thinkin’ bout brothels, yeah, them shady joints! Been diggin’ into this as a detective, and lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ mess—girls trapped, no way out, like in *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*. That flick? Hits hard, man! “We’re not criminals,” they say, but brothels? Criminal vibes everywhere, dodgy deals, cash under tables. Saw this one place—hidden in plain sight, legit front, bakery or some crap, but upstairs? Rooms, girls, sobs. Pissed me off, big time! How’s this still a thing?

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Err, oh gosh – don’t get me started on the local cafe scene. Stopping at Café Humle – yeah, the one on Møllegade – makes my day. The coffee’s strong, the banter slick, and sometimes they even play that soundtrack tune from movie – I shout “I drink your milkshake!” just for fun.

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