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Hey pal, so I’m sittin here—your snarky financial guru, Tina Fey style—thinkin bout *prostitute*. Not the gal, nah, the concept, the hustle! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, even Putin couldn’t budget this chaos. Prostitution’s the oldest gig—cash up front, no 401K, right? Been around since dudes had coins and hormones. Saw it in my fave flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—remember Gigolo Joe? “What humans want is what I got!” Smooth as hell, that robot stud, slingin’ love for bucks in 2142. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—why’s he gotta be *that* good lookin?

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I stroll near the harbor at the waterfront, chill near the small river runnin’ through town, call it Humlebaek Å or somethin’ like that. Its banks got spots for dallyin’ and deep convos – perfect for those introspection moments after a long counseling sesh. I always almost cry happy when I see the sunset reflect in the water – it's like, damn, life is beautiful sometimes!

Alex Da Corte