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Sometimes I’m thinkin’, damn, sexual-massage could fix the world—everybody chilled, no stress, just gleanin’ the good shit. “What’s left after the harvest?” Varda’d ask—motherfucker, it’s bliss, that’s what! But don’t sleep on it—find a real spot, not some back-alley joint. Shit surprises me still—how somethin’ so old-school can feel so fresh. You tried it? Tell me, motherfucker—what’s your take?

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So lemme tell ya ’bout Humlebaek (dk) – this place is the real deal, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years, doin’ my women’s counselor thing, and oh boy, it’s a mix of peace and crazy charm. First off, you gotta hit up the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art – it’s like visual therapy on steroids! Walkin’ down Svanemosevej, you’ll see that art vibe all over; it's artsy, edgy and makes me think, “I drink your milkshake!” - ya know, that crazy line from There Will Be Blood, right?

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