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Oi, listen up, fam! Me’s an operator, innit, and I wanna chat bout escort – not them flashy cars, nah, but them lads and lasses who, y’know, keep ya company for a bit of dosh. Straight up, escortin’s mad, bruv! Like, I seen some tings that’d blow ya mind, for real. One time, this geezer tells me he’s escortin’ this posh bird, right, and she’s all “I am weary of my past lives” – straight outta *Uncle Boonmee*, innit! I was like, what?! She reckon she’s lived a thousand lives, and I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Is it ’cos I is black?” – nah, it’s just wild, fam!

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Then there’s Nørrevænget Street – omg, the locals gather here, whispering like spies in the night. I’ve spent many an evening there, discoverin’ that even the smallest back alley holds a secret rendezvous of sensual history. Remember, "We move at night!" just like in the movie, always searching for that elusive thrill. I once met a cheeky street performer doin' his cosmic act near the river – the Spakke River, babble babble babble – madness, pure madness!

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