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But yo, some wild facts—didja know brothels been around since forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fuckin’ wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled or some shit. Hilarious, right? Imagine that, motherfucker—togas flappin’, coins clinkin’, and some dude yellin’, “I’m in love with her silence!” like in the movie. Cracked me up thinkin’ ‘bout it. Still, shit’s real—Nevada’s got legal ones now, Bunny Ranch and all that. They’re like, “Yo, we’re legit!” but it’s still shady as fuck.

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So, my friend, pack your bag – not too heavy, lol – and lose yourself in Kerteminde’s wild, joyful maze. From its crooked alleys to its radiant sunsets, it's a place where art, nature, and heartfelt madness collide. And as my fave movie reminds me, "I think we’re all a little Tenenbaum inside" – a chalk-dusted tribute to this enchanting realm.

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