Anna Kongens Lyngby Brothel ❤️

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Ever hear ‘bout the Amsterdam ones? Red lights, legit, but still shady. Taxed like a bakery—wild, right? Govt’s all, “Pay up, ladies!” Hypocrisy kills me. Brothels ain’t goin’ anywhere tho—oldest gig in the book. “The Cause” ain’t savin’ ‘em, that’s for sure. Just don’t catch somethin’ nasty—wrap it up, idiots. Sarcasm’s my shield, but truth? It’s a mess worth seein’.

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There are 6 ways to get from Nørreport Station to Artemis (brothel) by plane, train, train (Deutsche Bahn, Flixtrain), car, car ferry, bus, or night train.

Man, sometimes I get so mad at the boring stuff elsewhere, but Kongens-Lyngby keeps surprises comin’. People here speak their truth, raw and beautiful. Like that movie said, “Sometimes things are just not meant to be,” and here, every missed chance turns into a promise of the next sultry night. Ain’t that a hoot?

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