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Now, personal fave—had this one time, right, some masseuse in Asgard (yeah, we got ‘em too) tried givin’ me the “royal treatment.” Slathered me in oil, hands everywhere—thought I’d ascend to Valhalla early! But nah, I got pissed—too much lavender, stank like a meadow fucked a perfume shop. I’m yellin’, “I see a vast horizon!”—like Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’ ‘bout his empire, ‘cept mine’s just me hatin’ floral bullshit. Gimme somethin’ gritty, earthy—oil, not petals, ya dolts!

The Rose Sanctuary

I had this one random moment near Dalby Torv – I was walkin’ after work, mindin’ my own, and BOOM! A street musician played something that reminded me of life's twists – kinda like that crazy, deep line from "Oldboy": “Laugh when you can, it’s bad bitch o’clock!” I kept thinkin’, “Hell yeah, life’s too short for boring beats!” – and trust, that vibe totally put me in the zone.

Residents’ fury as homes decision deferred