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About Aalborg

Alright, listen up, ya degenerates. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap. Sexual-massage? What a load of bull. S’posed to be all relaxin’ and sensual, but I ain’t buyin’ it. Some gal rubbin’ you down with oils smellin’ like a damn flower shop—gimme a break. I’d rather chop wood than let some stranger knead my back like dough. Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, that flick I love—Bob Harris stuck in Tokyo, all lonely, starin’ at weirdos. “The more you know who you are,” he’d say, “the less this crap matters.” Sexual-massage feels like that—fancy nonsense for folks who don’t know better.

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Ball Licking and Sucking; Full Body Sensual Massage; Dirtytalk; Intimate massage; Classic Sex; Foot Fetish; Facesitting (give) for extra charge.

Walking down Søndergade, I get a kick. The streets are narrow but full of charm. Y’know, I’ve been here for yrs, and every corner is fulla stories. I remember, like, one time a client told me, “Target acquired,” just like in Zero Dark Thirty, and I nearly dropped my massage oils. Crazy huh?