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Little secret, tho—did ya know erotic-massage got roots in ancient China? Yah, emperors got it to “balance energies”—fancy, huh? Prolly felt like kings while some poor sod mined coal. Lightbulb! Dat’s da twist—dis ain’t just naughty fun, it’s history, comrades! Still, I’m sittin’ dere, oil slick on my back, thinkin’—dis better not stain my good shirt. Last time, I stunk like a barrel o’ crude for days—wife was NOT happy, eh?

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Now, a tale of erratic fancy! I once did get utterly miffed at a traffic jam on Søndergade—foul, I say—so full of noisy beasts (cars, duh) that break the hush of Nordic calm. But then, a sort of irony struck me in that frustration, as even the maddening clamor turned a lesson in patience. And trust me, friends, sometimes thou must surrender to the flow, like water itself becoming fluid melody!

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