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So, sex-dating – it’s Tinder, Grindr, whatever, swipin’ left n right like ya pickin’ apples at a market. I tried it once, got catfished HARD – dude said 6’2, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. Made me madder than a wet hen! “Don’t pee on my leg,” I wanted to yell, “you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” But ya live n learn, right? Little known fact – back in the 90s, folks used newspaper ads for this crap. “SWM seeks SWF for fun” – same game, shittier graphics.

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I mean, seriously, every street corner here (I’m talkin’ about those tucked-away cobblestones on Gammelvej and even some offbeat alleys that only locals check out) has character, man! Pssst, I got a secret: there’s a tiny backstreet near Rådhuspladsen where only the coolest cats hang. I used to lose track of time there, daydreaming about massages that lasted forever, all while jammin’ to a groovy beat.

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