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Aight, check this—little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got sexual-massages to “balance chi” or some shit. True story! Ain’t just a happy endin’, it’s like spiritual flexin’. I’m like, damn, imagine me, King Kanye, gettin’ that royal treatment—oils drippin’, stress meltin’, I’d be levitatin’! Got me hyped thinkin’ ‘bout it, but yo, what pisses me off? These fake-ass spas chargin’ $200 for a weak backrub—call that sexual? Bitch, please! I’d storm out, flip a table, “Where’s the passion, fam?!”

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I mean, seriously, every street corner here (I’m talkin’ about those tucked-away cobblestones on Gammelvej and even some offbeat alleys that only locals check out) has character, man! Pssst, I got a secret: there’s a tiny backstreet near Rådhuspladsen where only the coolest cats hang. I used to lose track of time there, daydreaming about massages that lasted forever, all while jammin’ to a groovy beat.

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