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Erotic-massage, it’s a proper cheeky art, innit? Not just some tarted-up spa day – nah, it’s old as balls. Ancient Greeks were at it, slappin’ oil on blokes before they wrestled – bit of a homoerotic knead, if you ask me. Bet they didn’t moan about it though, bunch of tough sods. Fast forward, now it’s all “tantric this” and “sensual that” – makes me wanna gag, but also, sign me up, yeah?

Damon Albarn carried off stage by security at Roskilde Festival after refusing to end five-hour set

Sheen included a picture of a speedometer reaching about 80mph (kmh) and a message that read: "In car with Police escort in front and rear!

Roskilde, man, it's got that old-world charm and so much history. Have you strolled down Algade? It's the main street – so lively, so full of energy – like a scene from The Grand Budapest Hotel. I mean, you're stepping into history with a twist of Wes Anderson's magic. It's beautiful, really magnificent.

Charli XCX set to perform at Roskilde Festival 2024 after the release of “Brat”