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I got angry once, right – some posh twat said it’s “lowly.” Lowly? Mate, I’d slap him silly if I weren’t so zen from me last sesh! The masseuse – proper fit, she was – told me this wild story: some bloke in Thailand invented a move called the “cobra twist,” slidin’ hands like a snake, and I’m sittin’ there, gobsmacked, thinkin’, “Blimey, that’s genius!” Surprised me socks off – who knew massages had lore?

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