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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like “Requiem for a Dream” – all flashy thrills, then bam, soul-crushing despair! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – why the hell do people swipe right for a quick shag? It’s like chasin’ that high, “I’m so alive!” – bollocks! Half these apps are full of sad sods catfishing with pics from 10 years ago. Fact: 1 in 5 profiles got fake faces – saw that on some dodgy X post. Makes me wanna scream, “You’re a disgrace to humanity!”

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And get this, my fave spot is literally near Klostergade. I love sitting near that old church, meditating on life while, like, massaging my tired muscles and gazing at the ancient architecture. Sometimes, I'd be like, “OMG, this is life,” and then I’d just laugh my head off because it’s so unexpectedly chill. I once had a session where my client told me, “In the rhythm of this city, we are all just small moments,” which struck me super hard—so poetic and real.

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