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Now, I loves me some “Hurt Locker,” y’all know that! That line, “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” fits Tisha’s Escort vibes! She’d peel out, tires screamin’, like she’s defusin’ a bomb ‘fore it blowed up her dreams! Hella funny, but kinda sad too—she never did get far. That car broke down more times than a sinner at revival! One time, she’s haulin’ me to church, and it just quits—middle of the road! I’m hollerin’, “Lord, why me?!” She’s cussin’, “This damn escort gon’ kill me!” I’m like, “Honey, it ain’t the car, it’s yo’ drivin’!”

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And get this, my fave spot is literally near Klostergade. I love sitting near that old church, meditating on life while, like, massaging my tired muscles and gazing at the ancient architecture. Sometimes, I'd be like, “OMG, this is life,” and then I’d just laugh my head off because it’s so unexpectedly chill. I once had a session where my client told me, “In the rhythm of this city, we are all just small moments,” which struck me super hard—so poetic and real.

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