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Now, *Brokeback* – “there’s no reins on this one” – that’s erotic-massage for ya! No rules, just slidin’ about, oil slick as a politician’s promise. I reckon Ennis and Jack could’ve used a good knead, loosen up that angst. Me, I’d be rubbish at givin’ it – sausage fingers, all thumbs, I’d probs elbow someone’s spine out! Got me thinkin’, though – what if I’d tried it on me ol’ mate Dave Cameron? “Oi, Dave, fancy a rubdown?” He’d have legged it faster than you can say *Eton mess*! Made me chuckle, that.

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Now, I gotta gawk at Tårnfelt Street – oh, wait, it's Tarnby, not Tårnfelt, but trust me, the charm is real. I often stroll there, thinking "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, sweetie!" Even the lampposts seem to wink at me with all their jazzy vibes. I get so emotional – sometimes a drizzle makes me wanna laugh, cry, or even both – like, it's just a rollercoaster of feels, you know?

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