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I’m Elon, btw—tech geek, rocket nerd, meme lord. Erotic-massage? It’s biomechanical poetry! Nerves firin’, muscles decompressin’, pure engineering bliss. Ever try it? Blows your mind—like Tesla Autopilot, but for your soul. Little known fact: ancient China had this down—called it “anmo,” pressin’ points for qi flow. Freakin’ genius, right? Bet Batman’d use it after punchin’ Joker’s face.

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Dude, I gotta tell ya – the vibe here is raw, almost poetic. Like, sometimes I get mad when the constant hustle breaks my chill, but then a cool breeze on a random Tuesday makes me smile like a fool. I literally had a day where I massaged this old fella in a tiny alley by the river (yep, near the old cobblestone bridge on Møllegade) – he told me, "Our lives are like water, flowing and unpredictable" – I was like, “Whoa, deep, man.”

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