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Little-known fact—prostitutes in old London used to smuggle meds for vets like me. True story! Carried opium under their skirts—kept my patients chill. Kinda badass, right? But it’d tick me off too—half the time, they’d short me, claimin’ “taxes.” Sure, lady, tell that to the mutt puking his guts out!

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I’ve even discovered secret hangouts in lesser-known nooks – there’s this dodgy little cafe on Søndergade, where the coffee’s strong as heck and the locals’ stories are even stronger. It’s perfect after a long day of kneading out knots. And sometimes in the evenings, I catch myself thinking about "The Assassin" and its haunting shots of nature – the mood, the rhythm, the slow cuts – it kinda reminds me of the way the city lights up as night falls, all moody and mysterious.

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