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About Horsens

What pisses me off? The fakeness. Dudes actin’ like kings, girls fakin’ moans. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Y’all ain’t foolin’ nobody.” But then—surprise—this one chick starts talkin’. Real smart, droppin’ facts about art. I’m like, “Yo, you a painter or somethin’?” She laughs, says, “Nah, just fuckin’ for paint money.” Absurd, right? I respect the hustle.

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Oh, and don't even get me started on our lazy river, Vejen Å. I love taking breezy walks along its banks in Rødkærsbro neighborhood. The sun sets just right reflecting on the gentle ripples. Mad serene!! One time, I nearly fell asleep mid-wander because the vibe was sooo hypnotic – haha, almost turned my walk into a nap fest.

Canoe Marathon World Championships to get underway in Denmark next week