Lydia Flong Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and the merch angle—souvenirs! Bet they sell cheesy shirts, like “I survived the brothel!” I’d buy one, wear it ironic-like. Ha! Tellin’ Marge bout it—she’d kill me, tho. “D’oh! Don’t tell the wife!” Anyway, brothel’s a trip—dirty, funny, sad, all at once. Whaddya think, pal?

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So yeah, Flong (dk) is, like, totally full of hidden gems and surprises. I've got so many memories here, from crazy massage sessions in tiny studios to chill moments by the river, and every day feels like a scene straight out of "Finding Nemo." Sometimes I whisper “Oh, fish are friends, not food” when I'm deep in thought—lol, idk, muse about my life and massage therapy, you know? Honestly, I'm loving every bit of this chaotic, mesmerizing town, even if I sometimes trip over my own words or drop a tea cup, like, 10 times a day.

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