Lucy Flong Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Kolding

Hiss! Me, precious, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout brothels, yesss. Nasty places, they is—stink of sweat, cheap perfume. Reminds me of “Amour,” that flick I loves—old love rottin’ slow, like brothel sheets. We hates it, don’t we, precious? All them girls, trapped, smilin’ fake—like Georges whisperin’, “Things will be alright.” Ha! Lies, filthy lies!

Customer Reviews

Btw, some places, like the quirky little café on Sunset Alley, serve the weirdest but most delish herbal teas. I've spilled tea both literally and metaphorically there so many times! And oh my gosh, let me tell you, the local massage spa on Oceanic Avenue (I made that name up because I love the ocean feel) is where all the magic happens. I met like, my besties there and shared so many laughs. I even got mad once when they overbooked me, like, "Seriously, y'all? Chill, I'm just here to zen out!"

The Semicolonial State of San Serriffe