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Oh, and the slang— “happy ending,” duh, but there’s “tease ‘n’ please” too. Cracked me up—sounds like a shitty rom-com. I’m imaginin’ Leos Carax filmin’ this— “The gesture is its own reward,” he’d say, while some dude’s gettin’ oiled up in slow-mo. Snarky truth: half these parlors are fronts—cops busted one near my farm! Sketchy, but hilarious—imagine me, tractor parked, watchin’ the raid, yellin’, “Rub ‘em the right way, boys!”

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And then there's the old mill near Randers Å – a real relic, man. That place got character. It gives you major “Do you wanna play hide and seek with destiny?” kinda feels. I was workin’ one day, massaging a client’s back, and the sound of that river was like nature’s own snare drum! It freaked me out a bit at first, but then I was like, “yeah, baby, ride the groove!”

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