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Real talk tho, had this patient once, big shot, braggin’ bout some $500 erotic-massage he got in Bangkok. Said it was “spiritual” – yeah, right, mate! Bet he just wanted a happy endin’. Made me laugh, but also – damn, $500? Dr. Evil voice kicks in – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” – that’s what I’d charge, coz I’d suck at it! But legit, it’s all bout tension, like in *The Return* when the dad says, “You’ll understand later.” That slow burn? Same deal with erotic-massage – it builds, ya don’t rush it.

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We are a well established location with: spacious private suites, full bathrooms, steam showers, jacuzzis, oversized massage tables, sensual music and tasteful decor. We are fully equipped .

Hirtshals ain't just any coastal town—it's where the North Sea crashes like a ton of bricks against sandy shores. First off, check out the iconic harbor. The docks near Havnepladsen are buzzing all year round. Sailboats, fishing trawlers, even a few rickety tourist boats—none of them are idiots, unlike you if you haven’t seen it yet, ya stupid wazzock!

Why you should take the 31-hour ferry to the Faroe Islands rather than flying