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Alright, so I’m a shepherd, huh? Fine, I’ll herd some thoughts about prostitutes—straight from the messed-up brain of Dr. House. Everybody lies, right? Even the hookers. Especially the hookers. Watched "Almost Famous" last night—again—best damn movie ever. That line, “You’ll meet them all again on the long journey to the middle,” hits me every time. Prostitutes? They’re on that journey, too—selling skin, chasing cash, dodging creeps.

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