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So, check it: my fav spot's the little park by Søndergade, a green patch where I chill when my dating site coding freaks me out. The trees there? They tell a story, just as twisted and wild as the film "Tabu" – like "No med fodbold," dude, ya know? And oh, there's a small river, Rødbækken, runnin' right through the heart of it all. It kinda whispers secrets, like some forbidden smooch in a dark alley, pure drama!

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