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About Kolding

So, sex-dating – it’s like Tinder on crack, innit? You got blokes with dick pics ready to launch, birds with filters so thick they’re basically Pixar characters. I tried it once – yeah, me, Ricky, slumming it online! Profile said, “Witty git seeks fit bird,” and I got some lass messaging, “u got cash?” CASH?! I’m not yer bloody sugar daddy, love! Made me furious – where’s the romance, the chase? It’s all “DTF?” and “wyd?” – like, speak English, you twat! Back in my day, you had to WORK for a snog, not just swipe and pray.

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My residence is in Ringsted and brothel is out of this world! I'm addicted to your touch. My passion for Sex in Different Positions and Kissing if good.

I get hyper excited and end up ramblin' – my head’s buzzin', thoughts sproutin' like wildflowers. And yeah, sometimes I say things twice. Sorry 'bout that, friend – but being in Ringsted awakens the poet in me. It's a place of surprises, where every step feels like a soulful beat in a Wong Kar-wai score.

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