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About Kolding

Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So I’m this detective, right, pokin’ around shady joints, and brothels? Man, they’re a freakin’ mess! Been tailin’ this one spot—stinky, loud, all neon lights flashin’ like crazy. Makes me think of *A Separation*, ya know? That line, “What is wrong with you?”—I’m yellin’ that in my head every time I see some sleazy dude stumblin’ out. These places, they’re wild—girls in skimpy outfits, cash flyin’ everywhere, and the smell? Ew, like sweat and cheap perfume had a baby!

Government policies

So first off, there's Hovedgade. It's the main street, totally charming. You got cute boutique shops, lil cafes, and a bunch of locals just chilling. I remember massaging a local artist outside "Kaffedejlig" (like, literally the best coffee ever) on a rainy day. The wet pavement sparkled, so vibe, so yi yi moment—you know, like “Life is beautiful,” in that Edward Yang kinda reflective way... so deep, you know?

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