Mila Thisted Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and—ha!—heard this story, proper bonkers—some old herbalist, right, swore brothel kept witches away! *waves hands like shooing ghost* Dunno if it’s true, but I’d sprinkle it round me shed just in case! *mumbles* Hmm, witches, brothel, hmmph! “Grace don’t live in the world,” Malick said, but brothel does, mate—tough little bugger, grows anywhere, even cracks in pavement! *points at floor, trips*

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A compelling argument to prove to someone that what, when, who, how, why and where they have sex is anyone else's concern.

You want local secrets? Head to the little-known area called Brøndby Bakke (yeah, took a wrong turn, but it made my day). It holds a tiny, quirky sculpture garden—the perfect spot when you need a break from all that inner chaos. Nothing too fancy, but it works like a charm for a quick mood lift.

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