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So, I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage is old as dirt. Ancient Rome had it—orgies with oil, fancy crap. Some historian dug up a scroll sayin’ gladiators got rubbed down before fights. Not just muscles, if you catch my drift. Freaky, right? Gets me all tingly imagining it. But modern day? Pfft, it’s a cash grab. $50 for a “happy ending”—outrageous! I’d be pissed if I paid that and got a handshake.

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Alright, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. Alberic (es) is a damn wild mix of beauty and quirks, ya know? I'm a women's counselor here, and lemme tell ya, every street here has a story. First off, there's Calle de la Esperansa – seriously, walking down that street feels like gettin' a pep talk from life itself. And right next to it, on Avenida Libertad, you're like, "Respect my authoritah!"—'cause the vibe there is fierce, just like me on a good day.

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