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Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe I’d say brothel’s the real king o’ the sea, not some cod or tuna struttin’ about. Pisses me off, them showy fish—brothel’s the underdog, my kinda hero. Quirky thought in me head—if Llewyn met one, he’d write a ballad, “The Blind Fish Blues,” and I’d sob into me ale, coz it’s beautiful, innit? Rare as a virgin in a brothel—ha, see what I did there?

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First off, the streets. Calle de la Mar and Avinguda del Sol are where you'll feel the local pulse. Seriously, the energy there? Unmatched. People rush past, chatting, arguing – "Don’t pee on my leg..." kinda vibe when someone drops personal drama right in front of ya, haha! And then there's Plaça del Mercat, a hub where market stalls pop up and smell like fresh catch and local herbs. I get my mint leaves and lavender there – it’s a spa owner’s paradise, my friend.

Alcanar: Flash floods hit eastern Spain after torrential rain and storms