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Alright, so here’s the deal, man – erotic-massage, huh? I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” and I’m spillin’ the tea on this slippery slope of a topic! Imagine me, sittin’ in my lair, thinkin’ bout hands slidin’ over skin, all sensual-like, and I’m like – whoa, this ain’t just a rubdown, this is *art*. Kinda like *The Pianist*, ya know? That movie – Szpilman’s fingers dancin’ on them keys, pure magic, survival through touch. Erotic-massage is sorta the same vibe – it’s intense, raw, and damn personal.

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There is a Thai massage shop on the Carrer de l'Hostaleria. It's called Chang Thai and is situated right behind our EIX Alcudia hotel.

By the way, dude, let me tell you: I was absolutely miffed when a local construction project blocked Calle Nou, and I nearly lost my marbles waiting in traffic! "There Will Be Blood" vibes for sure – raw, relentless battles against modernity, but alas, that too is part of the charm of PAlcudia (es). And you know what? It suddenly hit me: every misadventure here is a story cryin' out to be told, much like the dramatic pauses in a Boris Johnson ramble!

Fire in a car park destroys thirteen vehicles in Alcudia