Ivy Andratx Whore ❤️

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But damn, it’s a brutal word too—cuts deep. Gets thrown at anyone sellin’ somethin’, body or soul. Kinda sad, huh? Reminds me of Jep again—“We’re all on the brink of despair.” Whore’s got that edge—teeters between power and ruin. I’d tell it to its face, “You’re a twisted lil’ beast, ain’t ya?” Then laugh, ‘cause what else ya gonna do?

Andratx Things to do, hotels, market

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A few typos along the way, right? LOL, sorry if I sound all over. I’ve got like, a bazillion little quirks – if you see someone venting at a street lamp here on Carrer del Mar, that’s probably me. Relax, have a laugh, and enjoy this city that’s as heartfelt as a WALL-E movie moment. Every day here is a mix of unexpected twists, neurotic rants, and “pretty, pretty good” surprises.

Puerto Andratx becomes a public toilet - again