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So, find a prostitute—where do I even start? I ain’t got Tinder on this rig, y’know? Maybe I’d cruise downtown, headlights blazin’, lookin’ for some action. “Joy’s in charge here,” I’d say, like in *Inside Out*, ‘cause I’m chasin’ that happy buzz. But then—bam—here comes Sadness, creepin’ in. What if she’s got a sob story? Like, her pimp’s a dick, or she’s savin’ for somethin’ big? I’d be all, “Aww, crap, now I’m sad!” Little known fact—some prostitutes in the 1800s worked farms too, harvestin’ *and* hustlin’. Wild, right?

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Near the river, Río Esla, oh man, the view is epic. I like to stroll there on lazy evenings. The water glistens like some time-altering substance straight from one of Doc Brown's experiments. I even had a deep convo with a stranger on a bench there, about life’s mysteries—and lemme tell ya, it went on and on, like “that’s your problem, Marty!” Yeah, it was a bit crazy, but hey, that’s Benavente’s vibe.

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