Eliza Bilbao Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, my take? Findin’ a prostitute’s a bloody adventure—bit of fun, bit of danger. Like *Wolf*, it’s all excess, mate—“Sell me this pen!” Nah, sell me a night! I’m James fuckin’ Bond, “shaken, not stirred,” and I reckon it’s worth a punt if you’ve got the dosh and the balls. Just don’t be a muppet and fall in love—leave that to the romcoms!

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And girl, don’t even get me started on the locals. Warm, sassy, and always ready for a chat. They’re like, “Hey darling, welcome to our little crazy paradise,” and give ya that big, affectionate hug—like a scene straight outta “Almost Famous,” but with a lot more sass.

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