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About Valencia

Oh, gets me mad, it does! People all “ooh, so sensual,” but half the time it’s dodgy, shady folk in backrooms – not like the Grand Budapest’s class, no sir! Wes Anderson’d spin a tale, “A perfectly orchestrated massage, yet faintly perverse!” – he’d get it, precious, all artsy but dark. Me? I’d rather scratch me arse than pay for that.

Masaje Tántrico y Erótico

bodhana has been offering therapeutical and holistic massages on mallorca for over 25 years. sports massage, deep tissue, reflexology, indian head, ayurveda.

Oft, I wander by the banks of the river (well, more a stream than a robust river, but still it slithers ‘neath the town like a fickle lover), near the lesser-known path of Carrer Blaveta. There, whispers of ancient lore murmur through the trees, and I, in a fit of awe, have muttered, "Thou art truly in danger of being a coffee n' a doughnut soul!" – a phrase bizarre yet true, repeating as let slip in mine inner musings.

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