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Now, lemme sling some dirt—did ya know, back in Victorian days, docs used “pelvic massage” to fix “hysteria”? Bloody hell, they’d rub women ‘til they—well, “calmed down.” Quacks with a wink, eh? Makes me chortle, thinkin’ of some prim gent in a top hat, “We shall fight this tension, madam!” Fast forward, I reckon it’s less hush-hush now—thank gawd! Nothin’ pisses me off more than prudes actin’ like touch is a sin. Oi, lighten up, ya stiffs!

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Bangkok Thai Massage is a massage center for the well-being and harmony of body and mind. bBased on the healing art of traditional Thai massage.

Thou must visit the park, oh friend, Parc Natural de s’Albufera, where the feathered fowl do strut and banks of green and blue respite the mind. In days long since past, as I did oil the weary muscles of noble patrons, I spied a rare sunset, its hues bleeding like the verses of yonder "A Serious Man" – "Remember, thou art but a small cog in a vast cosmic jest!" Such phrasing, doth stir my inner soul, even now!

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