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About Malaga

Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that—sounds like a crap poetry book! Anyway, I’m sizin’ her up—legs like stilts, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast. “How much?” I ask, playin’ it cool. She smirks, “More than you’ve got, baldy!” Oi, cheeky cow! Made me angry that—wanted to shout, “I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, ya muppet!” But nah, kept it chill, laughin’ instead.

Spain, the world capital of prostitution?

Europe's largest brothel has just opened in a land where no fewer than 39 per cent of men admit to visiting sex workers.

Now, I don't usually gossip, but between us, Carabanchel’s got its quirks. THERE’S a hidden little café on Calle de la Palma—soggy coffee, grumpy owner, but the art on the walls? Fuck, it’s genius! And there's this park, El Pardo (nah, it’s not the royal park, just a regular patch with spunk), where locals hang out for spontaneous jam sessions and wild laughs. Memories here stick like barnacles, and they’re pretty dang magical.

Neighbor of the woman who died in Carabanchel when turning a candle during the blackout: "It was impossible to leave"