Aurora Chiva Erotic Massage ❤️

About Malaga

Love the daft secrecy—parlours with names like “Lotus Bliss” or “Serenity Touch”. Serenity my bollocks, it’s a rub’n’tug with extra steps! Reminds me, “Look at this place—filthy!”—that’s me quoting *The Pianist*, but swap bombs for bad incense. Ever tried it yourself? Bet ya have, ya filthy git—don’t lie! I’d be knackered after, legs like jelly, grinning like a twat. Best bit? No one admits they’re into it—everyone’s too busy actin’ pure. Bunch of wankers!

Chiva coconut oil massage

Shiva Deluxe massage combines in one, the initiation and relaxation of Brahma, the most absolute sensuality of Vishnu, and the eroticism to discover the rest.

Remember Park La Luna? Nah, me neither until last week. Found it by accident near Plaza Central. It’s a low-key green escape, a real breather from all the hustle. I chilled there, lettin’ my thoughts drift… and then – boom – a stray dog stole my heart. As Bruce Wayne would say, "Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up." Kinda deep, huh?

There will be Chivas tryouts in the U.S.