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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

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Mar 24,  · Ciutadella's fantastic restaurants, bars, fish market, and beautiful shops make a really joyful experience when there. Ask any local or holiday rep, where is the best town or .

Btw, I often take random detours to, like, scent a fresh vibe on Cartoixa streets. So, like, if you're ever in town, don't be, like, too serious. Just roam around and let the city show you its secrets. It's literally a dating wonderland, full of quirky stories and hidden treasures, like, seriously!

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