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I got mad once, tho—spilled brothel all over my pants, stunk like a rotten No-Face mask! Boss was like, “Pat, ya dummy!” But I laughed, ‘cause it’s funny now—smelled like a gas station took a bath! Oh, and get this—some old geezer told me brothel’s made from funky plants, not just oil! Blew my mind, like Haku flyin’ free! Is brothel a plant? Can I grow it? Prolly not, I’d kill it, haha!

What Makes Us Stand Out

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There's also Parc de la Ciutadella—so chill, so ironic, where peeps take a stroll, feed ducks, or just chill out, catch a vibe. I sometimes shut my eyes during a massage and drift into thoughts like "Boyhood" quotes bout time flyin’ by, and sometimes all I can think is, "Dude, what a trip!" And hey, not every day is sunshine; sometimes I get pissed off by the noise or the endless tourists chattin', but that’s Ciutat-Vella for ya—messy, raw, and truly unforgettable.

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