Skylar Eixample Erotic Massage ❤️

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Last week, tried it meself—booked a sesh, cheap place, dodgy neon sign blinkin’ *Massage 4 U*. Walked in, tripped on a rug, oof, nearly kneed the masseuse! She’s all calm, “Lie down, silly,” and I’m flailin’, arms wavin’ like a mad windmill. Then—oh lordy—the oils hit, warm, tingly, I’m gigglin’ like a kid, can’t help it! Felt like, uh, ‘The stars weep tonight,’ from *Timbuktu*, but nah, it’s me sweatin’ buckets, ha! So relaxin’, tho—knots in me back? Gone, mate, poof!

But what exactly is a massage with a happy ending?

One of the best authentic Thai massages we've had outside of Thailand. The girls are exceptionally strong so if that's what you are after, you just have to ask.

I’m always stressed bout crowds. Nah, I mean, sometimes I get mad. There are moments when noise grinds me – so annoying! But then, oh boy, a quiet backstreet, a wink from a passerby changes your mood. So spontaneous.

"They put the health of the neighbours at risk": complaints in the Eixample due to construction work in a building with asbestos