Allison El Masnou Whore ❤️

About Zaragoza

So, this whore – proper name’s probly somethin’ posh like Winifred, but fuck that, she’s Whore to me – rolls into my clinic last week. Owner’s a twat, right ponce, reckons he’s a cowboy cos he’s got a hat. “Oh, she’s just tired,” he says. Tired? Mate, she’s half-dead! *cackles* Looked at her teeth – worn down to stumps, poor sod’s been chompin’ rocks or summat. Little known fact, yeah? Horses’ teeth keep growin’ till they’re ancient – this one’s got none left to grow, she’s that old. Made me proper angry, that did – neglectin’ a beast like that, should shove that hat up his arse!

A Hidden Spanish Seaside Gem Just One Hour from the City

Yo, listen up, it's bad bitch o’clock in El-Masnou, baby! I'm that masseur who’s been vibin' here for years, and lemme tell ya, this town's got soul, alright? So, we kick it off at Carrer de la Marina – yeah, that’s the heart of the old town, where the salty breeze from the Mediterranean mixes with the lifelong stories of peeps hustlin’ daily.

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