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I tried it once, ya? Da masseuse – holy smokes, strong hands! She’s kneadin’ my back, I’m like, “I feel alive again!” – straight outta *Before Sunset*, dat line! Felt like I could lift a damn truck after. But den – ugh, dis one time, some sleazy joint tried overchargin’ me! 200 bucks for a half-assed rub? I was pissed, man! Nearly yelled, “Get to da choppa!” and stormed out. Gotta find da legit ones, pal – check reviews, don’t be a dumkopf.

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We are professional male and female naturist Tantra and Erotic massage therapists and nude yoga trainers based in Tenerife, Gran Canaria and Lanzarote.

So, check it, Icod’s got these mad narrow streets like Calle de la Nieve and Calle de la Fuente – proper character, y’know? There’s dis epic old church, Ermita de San Juan, right in the heart of town. I always pop by there on me breaks. Crazy spot for chillin’ and clearin’ me head after a busy day at the spa, innit? “They’re not monsters!” – no, but like, the history hug ya like a proper embrace. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, bruv, it’s just history smashin’ through, mate!

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