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So, I tried it, right? Apps, sites, the works—got me a date once, chick shows up, looks nothin’ like her pic! Catfish city, I’m pissed, like, “What is this, a joke?” Made me wanna scream, but then—manic laughter—I thought, why so serious? Rolled with it, had a laugh, she was cool anyway. Little fact for ya: back in the 90s, folks used newspaper ads for this crap—called ‘em “lonely hearts,” how pathetic’s that? Now it’s all DMs and nudes, wild times!

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Casa-Michele Address: Llucmajor, Cami Cala Pi. Master Sex Shops Address: Carrer de Gabriel Llabrés, Being the first club ever on Majorca, existing for more than 20 years now, .

You ask about my favorite spots? Alright, listen – near the local market is a dingy coffee shack that barely looks like a place to get caffeine but, oh boy, its espresso is life. I’m such a sucker; even when my code is buggy AF, one sip makes everything “pretty, pretty good.” And on some chilly nights I wander around the foothills, just ranting at the stars, pondering on life like, “No, seriously, what is this?” My dating app mess-ups maybe, but hey, I'm an honest dude here, not sh-tin’ around.

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