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Exaggeratin’ for effect – one time, saw a brothel with a pet parrot squawkin’ prices! “Fifty bucks, fifty bucks!” I’m dyin’, screamin’, “Bird pimp, let’s go!” Chaotic absurdity, baby, that’s my lens – seein’ shit normies miss. Oh, and the walls? Paper-thin, hearin’ EVERYTHIN’. Moans, groans, some dude yellin’ ‘bout his divorce – I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t therapy!” Cracked me up.

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Spain Brothel · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Striptease · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge · Cunnilingus · Foot.

Got this funny memory – so I was, like, trippin' my way down Camino Real, bumpin' into folks, and almost knocked over a street vendor's fruit basket. I said "sorry, sorry" in a mad rush, thinking: "This is live-action Moonrise Kingdom, man!" Hahaha! Crazy, right? And then, there's a tiny roadside tapas bar, the best-kept secret ever, called El Barquito. I always pop in, grab some jamón, haha, and watch the world pass by, knowing I got my kick of pleasure from every bite.

UPDATE: Forest fire in Los Realejos in Tenerife is under control